fortune-mod-powerpuff

Examples:

Narrator: Sugar .. Spice .. and everything Nice. These are the ingredients to the perfect little girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added one ingredient to the concoction: Chemical X Thus, the Powerpuff Girls were born. Using their ultra superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!

Blossom: Oh ... um ... excuse me, Mr. Zombie, sir.
Abracadaver: Wha.?
Blossom: Could you stop destroying Townsville with your evil zombie magic?
Bubbles, Buttercup: Please?

Slug: Fashionably late again, I see. So fashionable you missed the party.

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