Why Debian sucks

2004-11-01

I prefer to see either FreeBSD or Gentoo. Both of these, FreeBSD being a UNIX and Gentoo being Linux, have an excellent package management system. …more

New domains: plesksupport.nl and plesksupport.org

2004-11-01

Last weekend, I registered the domain plesksupport.nl and today I registered the domain plesksupport.org. At this point, my colleague and I are looking into the best ways to provide content for these sites. …more

fortune-mod-oneliners

2004-10-31

Examples: For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Eagles may soar, but groundhogs don’t get sucked into jet engines. There are three kinds of people in this world, ones you can count on, and ones that can’t count. Download releases: oneliners-0.1.tar.gz (Nov 5th, 2000).

fortune-mod-southpark

2004-10-31

Examples: Rub my nipples as I torture this little piggy! No dude, I’d be scared too, your mom is a fucking bitch. Don’t call my mom a bitch, you fat fuck! Don’t call me fat you buttfucking son of a bitch. Should we blame the government? Or blame society? Or should we blame the images on TV? NO! Blame Canada! Download releases: SP-0.2.tar.gz (oct 23, 2004).…more

fortune-mod-powerpuff

2004-10-31

Examples: Narrator: Sugar .. Spice .. and everything Nice. These are the ingredients to the perfect little girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added one ingredient to the concoction: Chemical X Thus, the Powerpuff Girls were born. Using their ultra superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil! Blossom: Oh … um … excuse me, Mr. Zombie, sir. Abracadaver: Wha.…more